-By A Staff Writer
(Lanka-e-News -13.Feb.2025, 11.30 PM) Once upon a time in the chaotic world of Sri Lankan YouTube, Sepal Amarasinghe was the loudest voice in the room. A self-proclaimed political expert, kingmaker, and future chairman of ITN (in his own dreams), Sepal was riding high.
But, alas, dreams don’t always come true. The NPP government took one look at his résumé (or lack thereof) and said, “Sorry, mate. No qualifications, no experience, no chance.” Just like that, Sepal’s hopes of becoming the big boss of ITN were crushed.
And thus began his transformation—from a political cheerleader to Sri Lanka’s new Agony Aunt.
“Dear Sepal Aunty, I Need Career Advice”
After NPP sent him packing, Sepal had an existential crisis. Gone was the passionate pro-NPP warrior. Instead, we now have a man roaming the political wilderness like a lost soul.
First, he turned to Sajith Premadasa and the SJB. Suddenly, Sajith was the best thing since parippu wade, and Sepal was singing his praises. “Sajith, you will be king! You are the chosen one!”
Then, when SJB didn’t mind Sepal and his antics , Sepal took a U-turn faster than a three-wheeler avoiding a traffic cop.
Next stop: SLPP. Yes, the same party he once trashed. Now, he was whispering sweet nothings to them. “Hey guys, maybe you’re not so bad after all.”
Meanwhile, his once-thriving YouTube channel is bleeding subscribers. From his glorious days of tens of thousands, he’s now down to 12,000 (and dropping faster than Sri Lanka’s cricket ranking).
A Midlife Crisis, or Just Bored?
Sepal’s latest videos feel less like political analysis and more like dramatic monologues from a rejected job applicant.
Instead of debating policies, he’s whining, moaning, and sobbing like a true agony aunt. If this continues, we wouldn’t be surprised if his next YouTube video starts with:
“Hello my darlings, today we discuss how to deal with rejection and move on with life.”
Sepal, It’s Time for a New Hobby
Maybe Sepal should consider a career in stand-up comedy—because at this point, his political flip-flopping is funnier than any scripted joke.
Or, perhaps, it’s time for a haircut and a full shave. A fresh start, a new look, and maybe—just maybe—he can finally stop acting like a monkey and start being a man again.
Bye-bye, Sepal. It’s been entertaining, but Sri Lanka has enough real problems without adding your midlife crisis to the list.
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