-By Diplomatic Correspondent
(Lanka-e-News -20.Jan.2025, 11.00 PM) If there is one thing the world can agree on about Donald Trump, it’s that he knows how to grab attention. From gleaming skyscrapers in Manhattan to Air Force One touching down in global hotspots, his presidency was a whirlwind of grandiosity, unpredictability, and strategic maneuvers. Yet, amid all the global drama, one tiny but strategically significant island nation in the Indian Ocean—Sri Lanka—has emerged as a surprising potential ally in his hypothetical “next chapter.”
Let’s take a comedic yet insightful dive into what a Trump-Sri Lanka relationship might look like, complete with handshakes, tea plantations, and plenty of MAGA hats.
Imagine Donald Trump stepping off Air Force One at Bandaranaike International Airport. The crowd cheers—or possibly stares in confusion—as he proclaims, "Sri Lanka is a beautiful island. So beautiful. Some people are saying it’s the best island, better than any island.” While his flair for hyperbole may not resonate with Sri Lanka’s reserved diplomatic circles, his ability to charm—or at least bewilder—audiences is undeniable.
Rumors suggest Trump’s vision for Sri Lanka includes investment opportunities. Could we see a Trump Tower Colombo? A golden, shimmering skyscraper reflecting the Galle Face Green sunset? Not impossible. After all, Trump is no stranger to real estate ventures in exotic locations. "The beaches here," he might declare, "the best beaches. Forget the Maldives. Sri Lanka is the future!"
On a more serious note, Trump’s hypothetical engagement with Sri Lanka would likely pivot around its location in the Indo-Pacific, a region increasingly shaped by U.S.-China rivalry. With Beijing’s Belt and Road Initiative (BRI) sinking deep roots in Sri Lanka (remember the Hambantota port controversy?), Trump might see an opportunity to pull Colombo closer to Washington.
How would he do it? By presenting the U.S. as a savior, swooping in to rescue Sri Lanka from “debt traps” while offering economic aid and tax concessions on Sri Lankan exports. Picture him at a press conference: “We’re giving Sri Lanka a great deal. Tremendous deal. Tea, cinnamon, coconuts—you name it, we’re buying it. And no tariffs!”
However, geopolitics isn’t all trade deals and tea exports. The U.S. might explore options for strategic installations in the Indian Ocean, perhaps even adopting a “Djibouti model” with logistical hubs for military cooperation. Trump’s focus would likely include counterbalancing China’s influence while placating regional giants like India. Could we see the Diego Garcia issue, currently a point of contention with Mauritius, pivot to Sri Lanka or even Maldives? Knowing Trump, he might offer to make Diego Garcia “great again” by hosting his own golf course there.
Sri Lankan leaders might brace themselves for a new style of diplomacy. Trump’s penchant for personal relationships could see him sharing tea with NPP President Anura Kumara Dissanayake, hailing him as “a fantastic guy, doing a fantastic job.” Or, in true Trump fashion, he might nickname him something like “Anura the Magnificent.”
Given Sri Lanka’s current economic challenges, Trump could frame his engagement as altruistic, emphasizing shared democratic values. But we all know the real strategy: winning hearts, minds, and maybe a few free cups of Ceylon tea.
Trump’s policies have always been a mix of grandiose ambition and pragmatic opportunism. For Sri Lanka, this could translate into renewed economic ties and developmental aid. With Sri Lanka striving to position itself as a logistics hub in the Indian Ocean, Trump’s administration might see opportunities for mutually beneficial trade and investment.
However, Sri Lanka’s leaders would need to tread carefully. The country’s foreign policy has long championed neutrality and non-alignment. A cozying up to Washington might provoke reactions from Beijing and even New Delhi. But then again, Trump loves a good fight, doesn’t he?
One of the most intriguing aspects of Trump’s South Asia vision involves Diego Garcia, the British-controlled atoll housing a U.S. military base. With Mauritius demanding its return, Trump could propose handing it over to Maldives as a neutral zone—or even striking a bold deal to make Sri Lanka a regional strategic partner.
Would Colombo bite? Perhaps, if the deal came with economic aid, trade concessions, and infrastructure investments. Trump might even dangle the carrot of increased U.S. support for Sri Lanka’s sovereignty against regional threats.
Under Trump’s hypothetical second presidency, the Republican vision for South Asia could involve closer cooperation with nations like Sri Lanka. The focus would likely include maritime security, counterterrorism, and economic development. Trump’s ambassador to Colombo might have one of the most colorful tenures in diplomatic history—balancing Republican priorities, Sri Lankan sensitivities, and, of course, Trump’s tweets.
Imagine the U.S. envoy inaugurating a new infrastructure project in Colombo, only for Trump to tweet: “Best project ever. I should’ve built it myself. Would’ve been faster and cheaper!”
Despite the comedic potential, Trump’s engagement with Sri Lanka would face real challenges. The country’s debt crisis, rising poverty, and need for transparent governance would require substantive support. The U.S. would also need to navigate Sri Lanka’s deep ties with China and India, ensuring that Washington’s overtures don’t upset the delicate regional balance.
But there’s also immense potential. Sri Lanka’s strategic location, skilled workforce, and natural resources make it a valuable partner. Under a Trump presidency, the U.S. could help Sri Lanka diversify its economy, improve governance, and strengthen democratic institutions.
And finally, let’s imagine the moment Trump becomes the first U.S. president to visit Sri Lanka. Picture him touring the ancient city of Anuradhapura, proclaiming, “This place is older than anything we’ve got back home—amazing!” Or standing at Galle Fort, pointing at the ocean and saying, “China’s out there somewhere, folks. But we’re here now. Big league.”
The visit would undoubtedly be a spectacle, blending Trump’s signature bombast with Sri Lanka’s rich culture and history. Whether it’s a state banquet featuring hoppers and pol sambol or a tea plantation tour where he proclaims, “This tea is the best tea—better than coffee!” it would be an event for the history books.
Donald Trump and Sri Lanka may seem like an unlikely pair, but in the unpredictable world of geopolitics, stranger things have happened. Whether it’s trade deals, strategic partnerships, or simply a new chapter in U.S.-Sri Lanka relations, the Trump era could offer both challenges and opportunities for this island nation.
One thing’s for sure: if Trump’s presidency taught us anything, it’s to expect the unexpected. So, Sri Lanka, get ready—you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great geopolitical reality show. And if Trump ever does build that Trump Tower Colombo, let’s hope the tea served there is truly “the best tea, folks. Believe me.”
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