-By A Staff Writer
(Lanka-e-News -16.Jan.2025, 7.15 PM) Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves, because the ex-president of the Maldives, Mohamed Solih—affectionately nicknamed “Ibu”—is making waves in Colombo, Sri Lanka. Why, you ask? Well, apparently, he’s here to offer political insights and share “intelligence” with Sri Lankan politicians. Yes, the man who couldn’t keep his own presidency afloat is now doling out political advice. The irony is so thick you could spread it on a roti.
Let’s not forget, Ibu’s presidential dreams sank faster than a fishing boat in a Maldivian monsoon. The people of the Maldives handed him a resounding “no thanks” in favor of the PPM—a party with a reputation shinier than a rusty anchor, but hey, that’s politics. Yet here he is, strutting around Colombo, as if his political GPS is somehow calibrated to fix Sri Lanka’s issues.
Rumor has it, Solly has some “reliable intelligence” that the current NPP-led Sri Lankan government is here to stay for decades. Decades! If Ibu’s “intelligence” network is as reliable as his presidency, we might as well take weather forecasts from a coconut tree.
Ibu’s familial connections are the stuff of daytime dramas. His father-in-law, affectionately nicknamed “Sikka,” has reportedly set up doggy business in Sri Lanka. The man’s past? Oh, just a minor footnote in terrorism history, involving alleged ties to Uma Maheswaran and plots to topple governments. Nothing major.
But wait, there’s more. Ibu’s wife, the former first lady, has reportedly dabbled in some “business ventures” in Sri Lanka. Of course, by “business ventures,” we mean activities that make Colombo’s anti-corruption watchdogs sit up straighter. It’s said Solih himself might have a little financial nest egg scattered across Singapore, Malaysia, and, surprise, Sri Lanka.
During his Colombo sojourn, Solih has allegedly been cozying up to both Sri Lankan President Ranil Wickremesinghe and certain SJB politicians. What’s on the agenda? Speculation ranges from economic “advice” to covert political gossip. One thing’s for sure: Solih’s presence in Colombo is about as welcome as a mosquito at a beach picnic.
Let’s not forget Solih’s colorful past. His presidency was marred by accusations of nepotism (appointing his brother-in-law as police chief? Bold move, Solih) and lavish expenditures by the first lady. Oh, and the little matter of his alleged involvement in the attack on former Maldivian President Mohamed Nasheed. Yes, Solih we haven’t forgotten.
Here’s some unsolicited advice for Solih:
1. Mind Your Business: Your stint as president didn’t exactly scream “success story.” Maybe focus on fixing your political legacy before dabbling in someone else’s political sandbox.
2. Keep Your Wallet Hidden: Word on the street is that you’ve got hidden accounts. Singapore, Malaysia, Sri Lanka—you’ve been busy. Just a heads-up: Colombo loves a juicy corruption scandal.
3. Family Matters: With a father-in-law like , Sikka maybe it’s best to keep a low profile. Sri Lanka has enough drama without you adding to the script.
Solih, Sri Lanka appreciates the visit, but we’d prefer it if you left the political advising to, well, literally anyone else. Maybe start with cleaning up your own backyard before offering to landscape someone else’s.
As for Sri Lankan politicians, here’s a tip: taking advice from Solih is like hiring a pyromaniac to run the fire department. Proceed with caution—or better yet, don’t proceed at all.
In the end, Sri Lanka doesn’t need political interference from an ex-president who’s as reliable as a paper umbrella in a cyclone. Solih, we bid you farewell—and kindly suggest you keep your “intelligence” to yourself. Safe travels!
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by (2025-01-16 13:43:09)
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