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Sajith Premadasa and the Mysterious Missing Transcript: An Investigative Comedy..!

-By A Special Correspondent

(Lanka-e-News -19.Dec.2024, 11.40 PM) Ah, Sajith Premadasa. A name that conjures up images of heated parliamentary debates, rousing speeches, and—apparently—framed degree certificates. The Opposition Leader proudly brandished his London School of Economics (LSE) degree during a recent debate, an act meant to silence doubters and showcase his academic credentials.

But as with most things in politics, the devil is in the details—or, in this case, the absence of details. While Sajith waved his degree certificate around like a talisman of credibility, one crucial piece of evidence remained conspicuously missing: the transcript.

A Certificate Without a Story

For those unfamiliar with academic bureaucracy, a transcript is like a report card on steroids. It details not just whether you graduated, but how well (or poorly) you performed in every single course. It’s the Netflix series to the degree certificate’s movie poster—it provides context, drama, and, occasionally, scandal.

And yet, when pressed to provide his transcript, Sajith was curiously silent. Did he lose it in a drawer somewhere? Did it fall victim to an overzealous shredder? Or, as some skeptics suggest, does it exist at all?

The Frame Job

Let’s not overlook the theatrical flair with which Sajith presented his degree. During a fiery parliamentary debate, he unveiled the framed certificate like a magician revealing a rabbit. But while the audience applauded his theatrics, they couldn’t help but notice the glaring omission of accompanying documentation.

Was this a case of misdirection? A political sleight of hand? Or was Sajith simply unaware that a transcript might be expected when claiming academic glory?

The Money Question

Adding to the intrigue is the question of how Sajith’s education at the prestigious LSE was funded. For a man whose political brand is built on championing the underprivileged, studying in England isn’t exactly a budget-friendly endeavor.

This has led to whispers about potential benefactors. Did Fairline owner Buharudeen contribute to young Sajith’s academic pursuits? Did Nawaloka businessman Dharmadasa play the role of financial guardian angel? Or did Sajith’s father, the late President Ranasinghe Premadasa, foot the bill through less-than-transparent means?

The public isn’t asking these questions out of idle curiosity. In a country plagued by political nepotism and corruption, understanding the financial roots of a leader’s education offers insight into their values—or lack thereof.

Transcript Troubles

Back to the transcript. The absence of this document raises more questions than Sajith likely intended. For one, it’s standard practice for graduates to have access to their transcripts. Even if the original was misplaced, obtaining a copy from LSE should be as simple as sending an email.

So why the delay? Is Sajith reluctant to share his academic performance? Did he ace his courses or barely scrape by? Was he the pride of the lecture halls or a cautionary tale for professors?

Without a transcript, we’re left to speculate. And if there’s one thing politicians should know by now, it’s that speculation is rarely flattering.

The Public Deserves Answers

Sajith Premadasa has positioned himself as a leader of transparency and accountability. Yet his refusal—or inability—to provide his transcript undermines these claims. If he truly wants to inspire confidence, he must address the following:
    1.    Where is the transcript?
    2.    Why hasn’t he obtained a copy from LSE?
    3.    Who funded his education in England?

Until these questions are answered, Sajith’s framed certificate will remain a symbol not of achievement, but of evasion.

Lessons in Transparency

Sajith’s predicament offers a valuable lesson for all politicians: in the age of social media and relentless scrutiny, half-measures won’t cut it. A framed certificate might look good in a debate, but it’s no substitute for the full story.

As for Sajith, his journey from LSE graduate to Opposition Leader will likely remain a topic of both intrigue and comedy. Whether he eventually produces his transcript or not, one thing is certain: his degree, framed as it may be, will forever hang in the gallery of political absurdities.

And to those still waiting for answers—don’t hold your breath. Sometimes, the missing pieces of a puzzle are more entertaining than the puzzle itself.

-By A Special Correspondent

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