-By A Staff Writer
(Lanka-e-News -17.Nov.2024,11.10 pm) In a surprising yet refreshingly on-brand career pivot, former Sri Lankan Parliamentarian Mano Ganeshan has announced his latest venture—a high-end toilet cleaning service. Yes, you heard that right. From fiery speeches in the hallowed halls of Parliament to spotless porcelain thrones in your home, Ganeshan is ready to leave no stain unturned.
At a press conference aptly titled “Flush to the Future,” the ex-MP declared, “My ancestors were masters of this craft, and I am proud to return to my roots. They didn’t just clean toilets; they turned them into symbols of perfection. So, why not me?”
However, Ganeshan’s services come with a catch—premium pricing. “I’m not just scrubbing toilets,” he clarified. “I’m offering a luxury experience. Think of me as the Rolls Royce of restroom restoration!” He even unveiled a three-tiered service plan:
1. The Basic Brush – Starting at a modest price, but “no selfies with me during the service.”
2. The Royal Flush – Includes scented candles and motivational speeches while your commode gleams.
3. The VIP Platinum Throne Package – For an eye-watering fee, Ganeshan himself will personally “bless” your toilet after cleaning it.
Social media erupted, with hashtags like #FlushWithMano and #ToiletKing trending within hours. While some mocked the venture, others were intrigued by its originality. One user joked, “Finally, a politician who knows how to clean up messes!”
Critics, however, weren’t so kind. An opposition MP sneered, “Mano went from cleaning the political system to cleaning toilets. At least the latter guarantees visible results!” Ganeshan fired back with his trademark wit: “Unlike politics, here I can promise a 100% success rate!”
As for the public, reactions have ranged from curiosity to outright hilarity. A Colombo resident commented, “If he’s as thorough with toilets as he was with his speeches, I’ll pay the premium!” Meanwhile, a skeptic questioned, “Will this include a ‘No Corruption’ guarantee, or will I be overcharged for toilet paper?”
Ganeshan, unfazed, remains optimistic. “A clean toilet is a clean mind,” he said, demonstrating his signature cleaning move, the “Ganeshan Swirl.” With early bookings reportedly pouring in, it seems Sri Lanka’s bathrooms are about to receive a political makeover.
Whether this is a quirky PR stunt or a genuine entrepreneurial spirit, one thing is clear—Mano Ganeshan has proven that he’s not afraid to get his hands dirty, both in politics and porcelain.
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