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100 Politicians Who Misjudged Their Popularity: A Witty Look at the Sri Lankan Election “Tsunami”

-By A Staff Writer

(Lanka-e-News -16.Nov.2024, 11.10 pm) The political landscape of Sri Lanka was swept by an unprecedented “red tide” on November 14th, as the National People's Power (NPP), riding on their earlier presidential victory led by Anura Kumara Dissanayake, unleashed a storm that left many political heavyweights in the dust. Here’s a humorous breakdown of the unexpected losers who thought they were invincible.

1. Johnston Fernando (Kurunegala - Pohottuwa)
Once the heavyweight of Kurunegala, Johnston must now grapple with a surprising reality: even his trusted “Pohottuwa” (lotus bud) couldn’t float this time.

2. Pavithra Wanniarachchi (Ratnapura - Cylindrical Symbol)
Known for her dramatic elixir escapades during the pandemic, her popularity went down the drain, just like that herbal “magic cure.”

3. Shasheendra Rajapaksa (Monaragala - Pohottuwa)
The Rajapaksa name has carried weight for years, but even a name as storied as his couldn’t withstand this NPP-powered electoral tremor.

The Rajapaksa Curse Continues

Siblings, cousins, nephews—Rajapaksa loyalists fell like dominoes. Maybe the “cylindrical symbol” should be rebranded as a rolling pin to reflect how flatly they were steamrolled.

4. Daham Sirisena (Polonnaruwa - Cup Symbol)
From being known as the “dancing prince” of Polonnaruwa to losing his footing entirely, Daham’s cup was empty this time.

5. Tilakaratne Dilshan (Kalutara - Microphone Symbol)
Dilshan’s cricketing fame couldn’t translate into votes. Turns out, politics is no T20 game, and he was clean bowled by voters.

Galle’s Witty Wipeout

Manusha Nanayakkara and Ramesh Pathirana, once kings of Galle, were dethroned as if the electorate collectively said, “Not today!”

6. Hirunika Premachandra (Colombo - Telephone Symbol)
Her fiery speeches and controversial moments weren’t enough to keep the line active. Colombo voters hung up on her.

Symbols That Didn’t Save the Day

Cylindrical Symbol: From Ranjith Siyambalapitiya to Mahinda Amaraweera, this symbol proved to be a leaky vessel in this political storm.
Microphone Symbol: Dilshan and Ranjan Ramanayake both got “muted” in their constituencies.
Umbrella Symbol: Pubudu Jayagoda and others learned that not even an umbrella can weather a political tsunami.
Notable Losers and Hilarious Lessons
Sarath Weerasekera (Colombo - Pohottuwa): A tough lawman, but voters decided they wanted laws without the drama.
Rosy Senanayake (Colombo - Cylindrical Symbol): Rosy’s charm wasn’t enough to woo Colombo this time.
Vidura Wickramanayake (Kalutara - Cylindrical Symbol): Proving once again that famous names only take you so far when voters demand substance.

The Reality Check

While many of these politicians believed their legacies, connections, or charisma would carry them through, the people of Sri Lanka had other plans. The NPP's rise has shaken traditional politics, proving that voters are more discerning and eager for change than ever.

The "loser’s club" is now left to ponder their overconfidence while sipping tea (hopefully not herbal). As for the NPP? They’ve shown that even a tsunami begins with small ripples, and those ripples turned into a political storm the nation won’t soon forget. 

List of Prominent Figures Who Lost Parliamentary Seats According to the General Election Results:

Johnston Fernando - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Kurunegala
Pavithra Wanniarachchi - Cylindrical Symbol - Ratnapura
Ranjith Siyambalapitiya - Cylindrical Symbol - Kegalle
S.M. Chandrasena - Cylindrical Symbol - Anuradhapura
Janaka Wakkumbura - Cylindrical Symbol - Ratnapura
Pramitha Bandara Tennakoon - Cylindrical Symbol - Matale
Duminda Dissanayake - Cylindrical Symbol - Anuradhapura
Sanjeewa Edirimanna - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Kalutara
Anura Priyadarshana Yapa - Cylindrical Symbol - Kurunegala
Shasheendra Rajapaksa - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Monaragala
Daham Sirisena - Cup Symbol - Polonnaruwa
Vijith Vijayamuni Soysa - Cylindrical Symbol - Monaragala
Peshala Jayarathne - Cylindrical Symbol - Polonnaruwa
Thenuka Vidanagamage - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Badulla
Tharaka Balasuriya - Cylindrical Symbol - Kegalle
Sarathi Dushmantha Mithrapala - Cylindrical Symbol - Kegalle
Asanka Navaratne - Cylindrical Symbol - Kurunegala
Shantha Bandara - Cylindrical Symbol - Kurunegala
Kanchana Wijesekera - Cylindrical Symbol - Matara
Nipuna Ranawaka - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Matara
Mahinda Amaraweera - Cylindrical Symbol - Hambantota
Manusha Nanayakkara - Cylindrical Symbol - Galle
Ramesh Pathirana - Cylindrical Symbol - Galle
Jagath Priyankara - Cylindrical Symbol - Puttalam
Arundika Fernando - Cylindrical Symbol - Puttalam
Ranjith Bandara - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Kandy
Dilum Amunugama - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Kandy
Jagath Pushpakumara - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Galle
Tillakaratne Dilshan - Microphone Symbol - Kalutara
Roshan Ranasinghe - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Kalutara
Ajith Rajapaksa - Cylindrical Symbol - Hambantota
Premalal Jayasekara - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Ratnapura
Muditha Prishanthi - Cylindrical Symbol - Ratnapura
Channa Jayasumana - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Gampaha
Dilith Jayaweera - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Gampaha
Lasantha Alagiyawanna - Cylindrical Symbol - Gampaha
Kokila Gunawardena - Cylindrical Symbol - Gampaha
Nimal Lanza - Cylindrical Symbol - Gampaha
Sarana Gunawardena - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Gampaha
Indika Anuruddha - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Gampaha
Eranga Senanayake - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Gampaha
Prasanna Ranawira - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Gampaha
Ranjan Ramanayake - Microphone Symbol - Gampaha
Bhagya Mohotti - Microphone Symbol - Gampaha
Upul Galappaththi - Telephone Symbol - Hambantota
Susil Premajayantha - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Jagath Kumara - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Nishantha Sri Warnasinghe - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Premnath Dolawatta - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Madura Withanage - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Sagala Ratnayake - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Azath Salley - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Rosy Senanayake - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Nauzer Fowzie - Cylindrical Symbol - Colombo
Ruwanthie Mangala - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Colombo
Sarath Weerasekera - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Colombo
Upali Kodikara - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Colombo
Milinda Rajapaksha - Pohottuwa (SLPP) - Colombo
Udaya Gammanpila - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Colombo
Anuradha Yahampath - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Colombo
Nimal Siripala de Silva - Cylindrical Symbol - Badulla
Harin Fernando - Cylindrical Symbol - Badulla
Buddhika Pathirana - Telephone Symbol - Matara
Pasanda Yapa Abeywardena - Cylindrical Symbol - Matara
Ranjith Aluwihare - Telephone Symbol - Matale
Wasantha Aluwihare - Telephone Symbol - Matale
Udayana Kirindigoda - Cylindrical Symbol - Kandy
Mahindananda Aluthgamage - Cylindrical Symbol - Kandy
Shanthini Kongahage - Cylindrical Symbol - Kandy
Tissa Attanayake - Telephone Symbol - Kandy
Earl Gunasekara - Telephone Symbol - Kandy
Hirunika Premachandra - Telephone Symbol - Colombo
Charith Abeysinghe - Telephone Symbol - Colombo
Eran Wickramaratne - Telephone Symbol - Colombo
Mano Ganesan - Telephone Symbol - Colombo
Apsari Singhabahu Tilakaratne - Telephone Symbol - Colombo
Jagath Kumara - Telephone Symbol - Colombo
Dr. Chamal Sanjeeva - Telephone Symbol - Colombo
Lalith Ellawala - Telephone Symbol - Kalutara
Nandana Gunathilake - Cylindrical Symbol - Kalutara
Senal Welgama - Cylindrical Symbol - Kalutara
Piyal Nishantha de Silva - Cylindrical Symbol - Kalutara
Rajitha Senaratne - Cylindrical Symbol - Kalutara
Vidura Wickramanayake - Cylindrical Symbol - Kalutara
Thusara Indunil - Telephone Symbol - Kurunegala
Ashok Abeysinghe - Telephone Symbol - Kurunegala
Jayaratne Herath - Telephone Symbol - Kurunegala
Charith Herath - Telephone Symbol - Kurunegala
Pubudu Jayagoda - Umbrella Symbol - Colombo
Tharindu Uduwaragedara - Umbrella Symbol - Colombo
Nuwan Bopage - Umbrella Symbol - Colombo
Chandima Weerakkody - Telephone Symbol - Galle
Bandula Lal Bandarigoda - Telephone Symbol - Galle
Kamal Addaraarachchi - Second Generation - Trincomalee
Jehan Appuhamy - Umbrella Symbol - Puttalam
Srimali Fonseka - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Colombo
Aouf Hanifa (Shashi Wijendra) - National People's Power (NPP) - Matale
Vishva Kodikara - Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB) - Kandy
Pathum Kerner - Microphone Symbol - Colombo

-By A Staff Writer

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